Prof of Economics : Kiss is that thing for
which the demand is always higher than the supply.
Prof.. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit
because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because
two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest
distance between two lips.
Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction
of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction
of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology : Kiss is the interchange
of salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology : Kiss is the
juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry : Kiss is infectious and
antiseptic..
Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose
probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy : Kiss is the
persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English : Kiss is a noun that is
used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the
plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process
which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.
Prof. of Computer Science : Undefined
variable
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